WWll Japanese Sub Emerges
From Huron River
Last week a group of local fishermen were shocked as a World War ll submarina rose up from the bottom of the Huron River. I thought that it was one of those usual piles of trash that float up", claimed Quint Deindorfer, local fisherman. "But an elderly Japanese fellow in a military uniform popped out of the top and asked if we knew where he could pick up lunch and a box of Deep Sea Depends!"

The mysterious solder was later spotted deep sixing a plate of Califorina rolls with a side of squid lips at our very own Hello Sushi. "You can't expect a military man to eat what's out of the Huron River, my stomach would need combat pay!" he explained.

Before we could question him futher he made a dash and splash back down to his Sub. "I'll be back," he yelled as his Sub lowered back into the deep. "And this time for a plate of seaweed and Shrimp tongues!"